don’t be a little shit to me on tinder
josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am
Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️
but aren’t you a girl
This just in: queer people exist
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.
She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids.
I remember watching this live and thinking, ‘that’s not the Queen, no way.’ Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THAT’S THE ACTUAL QUEEN!
And that’s why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite.
Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?
#seriously#they weren’t kidding how kids will play with anything they see#one of my cousins was messing with matches once#almost burn himself#lock up your stuff#hide it properly#PLEASE (via archmasterjazzy)
my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.
Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.
Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.
So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back ini love myself
"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
I love this post
I will always reblog this