Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
twenty years later
dorkly:

"… Hail Hydreigon"

dorkly:

"… Hail Hydreigon"

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baron-marius-pontmercy:

*victor hugo writing les mis voice* i’ll name them all jean. i don’t care. i don’t give a fuck. marius’ middle name is jean. cosette’s middle name is jeanne. jean jean valjean. fuck it. 

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blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

10 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 251,632 notes

ejacurlate:

diccups:

urtube:

John Green is walking down his patio, and the wooden step breaks, and he falls right through.

The Fault in our Stairs, chapter 1.

John Green is sitting at a pub, having asked for a beer over an hour ago. He still hasn’t received it.

The Fault in our Bars, chapter 1

John Green’s 8th visit to the mechanics this month and his ride is still making a rattling noise

The Fault in our Cars, chapter 1

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what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

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lustyloveylady:

gingerhaze:

HUNGER GAMES COMICS

PART 2

What the books are actually like

10 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 205,525 notes

stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

10 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 81,501 notes

MY TOP FAVE MOVIESLet the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… starting now.” - Easy A

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relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

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nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

11 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 109,812 notes

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

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liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

11 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | 672,250 notes