Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
twenty-one years later

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 94,875 notes

super-who-locked-in:

josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 417,201 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 26,085 notes

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 53,475 notes
putahilton:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

Then whata

putahilton:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

Then whata

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 95,951 notes

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 183,632 notes

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

lazarusgirl:

secretninjachild:

What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.

She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids.

I remember watching this live and thinking, ‘that’s not the Queen, no way.’ Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THAT’S THE ACTUAL QUEEN! 

And that’s why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite.

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 366,810 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 52,894 notes
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libbykeppen:

collegecutiepie:

gaysealapproves:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

 (via archmasterjazzy)

my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.

SERIOUSLY.

Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 175,562 notes

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself
1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 289,093 notes

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

1 day ago on September 16th, 2014 | 493,769 notes

sugarlumpies:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

I will always reblog this

1 week ago on September 9th, 2014 | 246,894 notes
chichiwho:

Gimmie! I wanna play with it

chichiwho:

Gimmie! I wanna play with it

1 week ago on September 9th, 2014 | 11,757 notes
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