Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
twenty-one years later

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

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sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

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officialvevoofficial:

wazerwifles:

hayalasti:

These may be the greatest words ever compiled in the first sentence of a Wikipedia page.

Schmekel means penis btw

Now it’s even fucking better

officialvevoofficial:

wazerwifles:

hayalasti:

These may be the greatest words ever compiled in the first sentence of a Wikipedia page.

Schmekel means penis btw

Now it’s even fucking better

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cunninghats:

girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy

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doctorxrose:

this is what happened right

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the-goddamazon:

salon:

And it’s USB rechargeable.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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neptunain:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

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pottergenes:

basically

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