"… Hail Hydreigon"
*victor hugo writing les mis voice* i’ll name them all jean. i don’t care. i don’t give a fuck. marius’ middle name is jean. cosette’s middle name is jeanne. jean jean valjean. fuck it.
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
John Green is walking down his patio, and the wooden step breaks, and he falls right through.
The Fault in our Stairs, chapter 1.
John Green is sitting at a pub, having asked for a beer over an hour ago. He still hasn’t received it.
The Fault in our Bars, chapter 1
John Green’s 8th visit to the mechanics this month and his ride is still making a rattling noise
The Fault in our Cars, chapter 1
I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO
I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES
IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME
IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES
I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS
your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED
What the books are actually like
well, thats enough internet for today
good. yes.OH. Plant monster dingus.
Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.
MY TOP FAVE MOVIES: ”Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… starting now.” - Easy A
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate